In honor of Halloween, enjoy some family-friendly (and super corny) jokes from Riverview Counseling Services! Be safe and have fun trick-or-treating in the St. Charles community!

What do ghosts serve for dessert?

I scream!

What instrument do skeletons play?


What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?

Rap music

What does a bird say at Halloween?

“Twick or tweet”

What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

A nectarine

Why don’t skeletons play music in church?

They have no organs

What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?

A Hallo-weenie!

What kind of makeup do goblins wear?


Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

He had no guts

Why did Dracula take cold medicine?

To stop his coffin

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