In honor of Halloween, enjoy some family-friendly (and super corny) jokes from Riverview Counseling Services! Be safe and have fun trick-or-treating in the St. Charles community!
What do ghosts serve for dessert?
I scream!
What instrument do skeletons play?
Trom-BONE
What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Rap music
What does a bird say at Halloween?
“Twick or tweet”
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
A nectarine
Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
They have no organs
What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
A Hallo-weenie!
What kind of makeup do goblins wear?
mas-SCARE-a
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He had no guts
Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
To stop his coffin
